In today’s modern world we don’t get enough time to relax and have fun because of stressful busy life. The more stressful life we live, we become more depressed and unhealthy so unable to perform tasks on time and that becomes a headache for everyone. So having fun and enjoying the life is important for us and to do that in less time we read, listen and watch funny things.
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To make fun more easy for you today we bring you top ten wonderful and funny quotes or sayings so that you can laugh out loud and become happy.
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Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. By Robert Bloch
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Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you. By Anonymous
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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. By Lana Turner
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By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he’s wrong. By Charles Wadsworth
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Two wrongs don’t make a right, but they make a good excuse. By Thomas Szasz
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I am too lazy to be lazy. By Anonymous
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If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter. By Jack Benny
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My advice is to never listen to any advice, not even this one. By Anonymous
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When women go wrong, men go right after them. By Mae West
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The planet is fine. The people are fucked. By George Carlin
