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Top 10 Funny One Liners

February 9, 2016 by San J

Let’s laugh out loud together with these funny one liners:

  • War does not determine who is right, only who is left.

War does not determine who is right, only who is left.


  • I can handle pain until it hurts.

I can handle pain until it hurts.


  • All men are idiots, and I married their King.

All men are idiots, and I married their King.

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  • No one is listening until you make a mistake.

No one is listening until you make a mistake.


  • The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.

The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.


  • Onions make me sad.

Onions make me sad.


  • Dark humor is like love, not everyone gets it.

Dark humor is like love, not everyone gets it.


  • After Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says W T F.

After Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says W T F.


  • I don’t have a solution, but I do admire the problem.

I don't have a solution, but I do admire the problem.


  • Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.

Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.

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